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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 7th, 2009 02:34 am (UTC)
VERILY, THY WIT IS AS SHARP AS AS A PIN-CUSHION.
I stand corrected! Sheesh. I GUESS IT DID IN THIS CASE. ...UNFORTUNATELY, HER CRAZY NAME DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY SHE PROJECTED HER OWN MASOCHISM ONTO ALL OF HER FEMALE CHARACTERS.
SOMEDAY. SOMEDAY!

TITLES? HA! FORGIVETH ME, BUT I DOTH FIND YOUR PRETENTIOUSNESS LAUGHABLE. APPARENTLY SO: MY RENAISSANCE ATTITUDE IS UNACCUSTOMED TO USING SUCH ARCHAIC SPEECH. I AM SURE THOU SHALT FORGIVE ME, ANCIENT BASTARD THOUGH THOU ART.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 7th, 2009 02:38 am (UTC)
I SCOFF UPON THY POOR METAPHORS.
The League of Bastardry: Fa, Schneizel, and Elsie. PFFFFFT. YEAH, THAT EXPLAINS ABOUT NOTHING. DO WE EVEN WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION?
UNTIL THEN, YOU'RE ELSIE.

I INQUIRETH WHAT THOUST FINDETH SO AMUSING. "ARCHAIC"?! THOUST ART AN OFFENDING, VILE CREATURE! NEVERTHELESS, I SHALT VERILY FORGIVE THEE. I PITY THINE PATHETIC NAME.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 7th, 2009 02:48 am (UTC)
AND THOU COULD DO ANY BETTER?
That's ELLSWORTH, you devious bastard! TRUE SAY, TRUE SAY. LET'S JUST PRETEND WE NEVER NOTICED THAT SHE WAS A MASOCHIST TO BEGIN WITH.
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I COME UP WITH A HUMILIATING NICKNAME FOR YOU. THE TABLES SHALL BE TURNED!

NOT A ONE WOULD BELIEVE THAT THOU VERILY POSSESSED TITLES HIGH AND VARIED. THOU ART ARCHAIC! THOU TAKETH A DEGREE OF PRIDE FROM IT. STILL, I SHALT ACCEPT THY PITY, IF IT STAVES OFF THE ELIMINATION OF OUR TRUCE.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 7th, 2009 02:56 am (UTC)
I HATH MANY INSULTING METAPHORS. DON'T TRIETH ME.
Yeah, right, Elsie. I DON'T THINK YOU CAN. MY FRIEND SAW ONE PARAGRAPH AND SHE'S LIKE, "IS THIS AUTHOR A MASOCHIST?"
HOW CAN YOU MAKE A SHORTER NICKNAME FROM "FA"? IT'S ONLY TWO LETTERS. AND IF YOU MAKE A LONGER NICKNAME, I SHALL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LAUGH AT YOU.

I NEVER PROCLAIMED THATETH I POSSESSED TITLES OF PRESTIGE. VARIED, AYE, BUT NOT HIGH. TRUE, I ART ARCHAIC. BUT NOT ANCIENT.
HM, OUR TRUCETH? AYE, I WAS CONTEMPLATING THINE ABSOLUTE HORROR... LADY [livejournal.com profile] mulspar HATH VERILY PREPARED AN ICON POST OF THUNDERTHIGHS FOR ME. THE URGE TO USETH THUNDERTHIGHS GROWETH WITH EVERY PASSING DAY.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 7th, 2009 03:03 am (UTC)
I DOTH NOT DOUBT IT. AND YET, I SHALT GOAD THOU.
Tsk. Some people never learn. THAT MAKES ME RIDICULOUSLY SAD. I GUESS THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT. OH, THE TRAUMA.
I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. JUST WATCH ME. OH, AND ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT YOU ARE MY ARCH-RIVAL AS WELL AS MY BOT3FF. WHAT SAY YOU?

'TWAS IMPLICIT IN THY STATEMENT. THOU ART AS ANCIENT AS THOU ART ARCHAIC.
BUT WHAT OF THE ICONS OF GREAT SEXINESS? VERILY, THOU CANST NOT PRETEND THEY DOTH NOT EXIST! REMEMBER IF YOU WILL THE WONDERS OF CECILE/SCHNEIZEL/KANON. NO MORTAL COULD RESIST SUCH ALLURE.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 7th, 2009 03:18 am (UTC)
BRINGETH IT ON, THOU CAN.
I'm one of them. Haha! IT'S EVEN MORE OBVIOUS THAN THE LENGTHS OF HER BOOKS.
I SAY THAT THIS IS BECOMING A MASOCHISTIC RANDIAN RELATIONSHIP AND THAT I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES BEFORE WE BECOME THE EMBODIMENT OF HER HOPES AND DREAMS.

ART THOU FAMILIAR WITH PHAROAH TUTENKAHMEN? VERILY, HE WAS A POOR RULER.
TRUE, NO MORTAL CAN RESIST SUCH ALLURE. BUT WHEN THUNDERTHIGHS ENTERS THINE LIFE, THINGS CHANGETH. THE URGE TO TERRIFY THINE MASSES GROWS. THE GRATIFICATION IS GREATER THAN THINE'S SEXY ICONS. SURELY THOUST CAN UNDERSTAND.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 7th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)
THY MOTHER DOTH BE A HAMSTER AND THY FATHER DOTH SMELL OF ELDERBERRIES. 'TIS THY TURN.
Faaaa. Faaaaaaa. FAAAAAAAAA. You're doing just what Ayn Rand wants you to do! You're playing into her hands! AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING. IT'S ALSO ABSURDLY SAD.
OH SWEET MOTHER OF SCHNEIZEL, YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP IT?

VERILY. PRAY TELL, WHAT WAS THY RELATIONSHIP TO THE PHARAOH?
SO THOU DOTH BE TEMPTED TO ABANDON THE GLORY AND THE DREAM OF SEXY ICONS FOR THE SHORT-TERM THRILL OF POWER. VERILY, THOU ART BECOMING MORE OF AYN RAND'S HERO WITH EVERY PASSING DAY.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 7th, 2009 03:35 am (UTC)
FOR ONE AS DULL AS PETER KEATING, THOU ART RATHER AMUSING I DARESAY.
But I don't think of you. IF IT'S ENOUGH FOR THE IDIOTS AT MY SCHOOL TO RECOGNIZE, THEN IT'S PRETTY DAMN OBVIOUS.
WE EITHER STOP BEING BOT3FF'S OR BE NICE TO EACH OTHER. IT'S HORRIFYING EITHER WAY, REALLY.

ADVISOR. I ADVISED HE BUILDETH A PYRAMID FOR IT WOULD BRINGETH HIM FAME. IT WAS A JOKE, UNTIL MY PREDICTIONS BECAMETH TRUE.
THE TERROR OF THUNDERTHIGHS IS NO SHORT-TERM THRILL, ELSIE. CONTRARIWISE, TO THOUST IT ART LONG-TERM.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 7th, 2009 03:48 am (UTC)
THOU THINKEST I DOTH BE LESS DULL THAN TOOHEY, THEN?
Oh, ouch. Words hurt, Fa. NO KIDDING. I ALWAYS KNEW RAND FAILED AT SUBTLETY, BUT THIS IS A NEW LOW.
IF WE WERE NICE TO EACH OTHER, WE'D STOP BEING BASTARDS; IF WE CEASED TO BE BOT3FFS, WE'D NEVER HAVE FUN AGAIN. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, BUT I THINK OUR ONLY CHOICE IS TO BE DRAGGED, KICKING AND SCREAMING, INTO AYN RAND'S VISION OF THE FUTURE.

HOW SNEAKY OF THOU. VERILY, THOU WERT A BASTARD EVEN IN THE AGE OF THE PHARAOHS.
AND YET, IT CANNOT HOLD A CANDLE TO THE MIGHT OF SEXY ICONS. TO PARAPHRASE THE GREAT BASTARD AND RENAISSANCE MAN NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI, 'TIS SAFEST TO BE FEARED AND LOVED IN EQUAL MEASURE.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 7th, 2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
You should know that better than anyone else. HAHAHA. TRUE, TOO TRUE.
DAMN HER. WHY DID SHE HAVE TO MAKE HER VISION OF THE FUTURE SO ENTERTAINING.

MY ROOTS GROWETH DEEP. I PLACED AN ASP INTO CLEOPATRA'S HANDS.
BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS LOVE ME IN YOUR OWN, MASOCHISTIC WAY. AND YOU'LL ALWAYS FEAR ME FOR THUNDERTHIGHS. GOD DAMN IT, MACHIAVELLI WAS A RANDIST TOO. WE'VE BEEN HAD!
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 7th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
Oh, and when you're done, you can run over to my icon comm and snag yourself some Fountainhead icons I made just for you.

...Yeah, I couldn't find any good pictures of Ellsworth. If you find any, though, I'll pretty much do the best I can with black and white photos.
Which would be not good at all lol. /shot
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 8th, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
FA.

I THINK I LOVE YOU.

IN A PURELY PLATONIC, NON-RANDIAN WAY.

BUT OH MY GOD A;SDLGH;ALSDKHGLASD;HG

AND THAT ROARK/DOMINIQUE ICON IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS. ASLDKGH;

Eeeee, thanks for the offer! I've got the movie on my laptop, so I could totally take some screencaps if you need them~
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 8th, 2009 11:45 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
OH, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO LOVE ME IN A PLATONIC, NON-RANDIAN WAY. NOT WITH YOU, AT LEAST.

I wanted to do Atlas Shrugged, but I got lazy... and there weren't enough pictures. /shot
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 8th, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
...IS THAT A COMPLIMENT? I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.

Uh, Fa? I took SIX pictures of Toohey. OBSESSED, ME?
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 8th, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
YEAH, WHY NOT.

THESE ARE MADE OF SERIOUS SUCK. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT THEM.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 12:18 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
AL;SKDFHG;ALSKDHG;ALKJSDHG;KJALSDHGK;JALSHDG;LAKSJHG

AS;DLGHASLKDGH;ASDLKHG;LASDKHG;ASLDHKG

...AS;DGHALKSDJHG;ALSKDHG;LASDHGL;ASDKHG

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I LOVE THEM! AND YOU EVEN MADE ONE FOR EACH OF THE SCREENCAPS! AALSDHGL; YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD, YOU~
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 12:21 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
HOLY SHAT

THAT IS A LOT OF KEYBOARD SMASHING

IT JUST NEVER ENDS WITH YOU DOES IT

OH, AND IF THIS GUY IS TOOHEY, THEN I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHITASTIC MOVIE. STILL BUMMED ABOUT MIKE AND STEVE THOUGH.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 12:25 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
YOU DESERVED IT! ASLDKGH;ASHG;LK THEY'RE ALL SO AMAZING. /DIES

HE'S AN INCREDIBLE TOOHEY. THE MOVIE'S ROARK IS PRETTY FAIL-TASTIC AND ITS WYNAND IS A DWEEB, BUT AT LEAST IT GOT TOOHEY EXACTLY RIGHT.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 12:44 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
AND THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH THE KEYBOARD SMASHING.

TO YOUTUBE I SHALL GO. I WATCHED THE PART WHERE DOMINIQUE SLAPS ROARK WITH HER WHIP OF INDIGNATION.
THE GUY LOOKS LIKE A TOOHEY, ANYWAY. I DON'T THINK ANYONE ELSE COULD HAVE BEEN HIM, AT LEAST AS FAR AS APPEARANCES GO.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 12:56 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M NORMALLY MORE CONTROLLED, BUT YOUR ICONS HAVE UNLEASHED THE KEYBOARD-SMASHING BEAST WITHIN ME.

THAT'S THE BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE MOVIE, FOR SERIOUS. THEIR EXPRESSIONS ARE PRICELESS.
SO TRUE. SO, SO TRUE.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 01:03 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
NORMALLY, THOU ART. BUT HE'S SUCH A MAGNIFICENT-LOOKING TOOHEY, SO...

/SLAP!
I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME SHE RODE BACK TO HER MANSION.
AND I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE ON YOUTUBE. WTF HAPPENED TO HENRY CAMERON? I IMAGINED SOME OLD, FAT GUY. OH WELL, AT LEAST NEAL IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT I IMAGINED DOMINIQUE TO BE. AND THE PETER IS PRETTY OK.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 01:21 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
QUITE SO. HE IS A STUNNING TOOHEY, TO BE SURE: HE OOZES BASTARDRY OUT OF EVERY PORE.

/SLAPPED!
I KNOW, RIGHT? IT'S A DOWNRIGHT EPIC SCENE; YOU KNOW IT IS.
THEY TURNED CAMERON INTO A SOBBING, WEAK, DODDERING OLD MAN. I'D BE MAD ABOUT IT IF I'D CARED ABOUT HIM TO BEGIN WITH. BUT YES, THEY AT LEAST GOT DOMINIQUE AND PETER RIGHT. I ACTUALLY LOVE NEAL'S PERFORMANCE: HER DOMINIQUE IS BOTH TORMENTED AND CRAZY~
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 8th, 2009 03:07 am (UTC)
BUT IS NOT THY SCIENCE TEACHER PROFESSOR LLOYD?
Oh, I do! The truth is a bitch~
I KIND OF WISH I KNEW. SHE MAY HAVE BEEN WRONG ABOUT A LOT, BUT THE STUFF SHE GOT RIGHT WAS SO VERY ENTERTAINING.
VERILY, THOU ACCELERATED THE FALL OF EGYPT. TH'ART A BASTARD INDEED.
...AUGH AUGH AUGH WHAT HAST THOU DONE?! HE WASN'T ACTUALLY A RANDIST, BUT AUGH. CANNOT UNSEE!
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 8th, 2009 11:44 am (UTC)
AYE. TIS BORING AND DULL. TIS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT TO NOT FALL ASLEEP.
The truth is always a bitch... a bitch to you.
I WONDER IF THAT INCLUDES THE MASOCHISM.
I TIRED OF BEING CLEOPATRA'S SERVANT. VERILY, I KILLETH HER AND ANTONY.
I ART NOT SURETH. DAMN YOU, THEN DON'T GO AROUND TALKING ABOUT LOVE-HATE. IT MAKES ME THINK OF RAND AND THEN IT'S THE VORTEX ALLLLLLL OVER AGAIN.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 8th, 2009 09:49 pm (UTC)
VERILY, I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
And yet, I face it with my head held high~
AHAHA OH GOD. I PRAY THAT IT DOESN'T.
I ART IMPRESSED BEYOND ALL REASON. VERILY, THY BASTARDRY IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.
AUUUUUGH. I SHALT PRETEND THIS PART OF THE CONVERSATION NEVER TOOK PLACE. VERILY, THE GOOD NICCOLO IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE.
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