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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 02:26 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
YES, OF COURSE.

/RIDES HORSE OVER TO YOU THE NEXT DAY
30-PAGE RANT? MY, HOW SHORT. I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S LONG, BECAUSE YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET. WOULD I LIE TO YOU ABOUT RAND'S INFAMOUS OBJECTIVIST RANTS? ACTUALLY, NO. NO ONE DESERVES TO BE SUBJECTED TO THAT. EXCEPT FOR NINA.
OH, 1940s BACKGROUND MUSIC~ YOU'RE SLAPPING HALLEY IN THE FACE!
ACCORDING TO HER, THEY ARE GOD IN HUMAN FORM, AND WE SHOULD BOW DOWN TO THEM. DO IT NOW.
YES, BONDAGE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAID, "RIDICULOUS BONDAGE SCENE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOOK OR SO". WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I SAID THAT OVER AND OVER?! I'VE BEEN WARNING YOU FOR AGES! ALSKJTATJ;
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 02:35 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
HE NEVER TOLD A LIE. AND YET HE MANAGED TO BECOME PRESIDENT. SOMETHING DOESN'T FIT.

/FLEES AT THE SIGHT OF YOU
WH-WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?! IT'S NOT LIKE HER PHILOSOPHY IS PARTICULARLY COMPLEX. MASSIVE MONOLOGUES AREN'T NECESSARY!
HALLEY DESERVED IT, I'M SURE. SPEAKING OF ATLAS SHRUGGED, I JUST FINISHED THE BIT WITH REARDEN'S ANNIVERSARY PARTY (YES, I'M ONLY THAT FAR), AND ALL THE EXISTENTIALIST AND POST-MODERN PROFESSORS MADE ME LAUGH. RAND REALLY HATED EVERYONE, DIDN'T SHE?
ARE YOU HAPPY, MR. SUPERMAN?
EITHER I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION ANY OF THOSE TIMES OR I'VE JUST REPRESSED THE MEMORIES. THE FRANCISCO/DAGNY ROMP-IN-THE-FIELD WAS EMBARRASSING ENOUGH TO READ; I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW AWKWARD THE BONDAGE SCENE WILL BE.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 02:47 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
OH, GOD. YOU'RE RIGHT. SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT HERE.

/RACES AFTER YOU AND WHIPS YOU ACROSS THE FACE
TO MAKE YOU SUFFER, THAT'S WHY. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SUCH FUN READING GALT'S MASSIVE 56-PAGE-YET-SEEMS-SO-MUCH-LONGER RANT - ON THE RADIO. IT APPARENTLY TAKES HIM THREE HOURS TO SAY IT. IT TAKES YOU LONGER TO READ IT.
BUT I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR HIS CLASSICAL MUSIC. MELODRAMA IS ANNOYING. 8| WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON AGAIN? IS THAT WHEN DAGNY TAKES THAT BRACELET OF REARDEN METAL? AND YES, SHE HATED EVERYONE. JUST LIKE ME~ /SHOT
THIS.
...AHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU HATED THE FRANCISCO/DAGNY ROMP? WAIT TILL THE BONDAGE SCENE ROLLS ROUND. IT'S PROBABLY NOT OBVIOUS, BUT WHEN YOU LOOK IT UP, IT SUDDENLY BECOMES GLARINGLY, GLARINGLY OBVIOUS. I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY SAD I HAD A FAINT IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON.
LISTEN TO ME WHEN I WARN YOU ABOUT THE SEX SCENES, DAMN YOU. AT HER WORST, DAGNY WOULD PROBABLY DELIGHT IN SEXUAL ASPHYXIATION. SHE WOULD SLEEP WITH YOU IF YOU BANGED HER HEAD AGAINST A CONCRETE WALL AND THEN ASKED HER TO.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 03:06 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
CLEARLY, THE IDEA THAT HE NEVER LIED WAS HIS MOST ENDURING LIE.

/PULLS OUT FLAMETHROWER
...OH. THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN! STUPID RAND... /GRUMBLES
I AGREE. HALLEY SOUNDS LIKE SUCH AN INTERESTING GUY! HIS CREATIONS ARE AT LEAST MORE ENTERTAINING THAN REARDEN'S GLOWING GREEN METAL. AND YES, IT IS.
HOLD UP. DOES THIS MEAN THAT DAGNY = C.C.?
I AM CLEARLY A GENIUS.
OH JOY. AT LEAST IT'S VAGUELY SUBTLE?
AHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD. YOU'RE MAKING DAGNY SOUND LIKE A SLUT AS WELL AS A MASOCHIST.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 03:14 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
OR WAS IT?

/SLAPS THAT OUT OF YOUR HANDS
OH, AND THAT'S IN THE PAPERBACK. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG IT IS IN THE HARDCOVER.
I PRAY THAT IT DOESN'T. OTHERWISE I WON'T WATCH GEASS EVER AGAIN.
OH, CLEARLY THOU ART.
UH, DOES "a slave whose consent is not needed" COUNT AS SUBTLE? DAMMIT, WHY CAN'T THE HEROES BE CELIBATE?
SHE IS A SLUT. SHE GETS IT ON WITH FRANCISCO, HANK, AND SHE ALMOST GETS IT ON WITH- WAIT, THAT'S A SPOILER. SHE PRETTY MUCH TRIES TO SLEEP WITH FOUR MEN AND SHE SUCCEEDS WITH THREE OF THEM. AND YES, ALL OF THOSE RELATIONSHIPS WERE MASOCHISTIC.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 05:53 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
YES. YES IT WAS.

/CRIES
SOMETIMES, I REALLY HATE AYN RAND. AND BY "SOMETIMES," I MEAN "ALL OF THE TIME." /SHOT
BUT IT MAKES SENSE! ...IN A COMPLETELY ABSURD AND ILLOGICAL WAY.
ELLSWORTH TOOHEY WOULD BE PROUD~
...GODDAMMIT, THAT'S GOT TO BE THE LEAST SUBTLE THING I'VE EVER HEARD! THERE GOES THE LAST OF MY SANITY.
AHAHAHA. OH MY. NOW WHO'S THE MARY SUE?
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 06:15 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
OH. CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

/WHIPS YOU ACROSS THE FACE
IN HARDCOVER, IT PROBABLY SPANS LESS PAGES. UNLESS THE FONT IS BIGGER, IN WHICH CASE IT PROBABLY OCCUPIES A GOOD 70 PAGES OR SO. AHAHA!
REALLY? DO EXPLAIN.
HE WOULD, WOULDN'T HE?
IT COULD BE WORSE. "SHE FAINTLY ACKNOWLEDGED THE COILS THAT BOUND HER DIGGING INTO HER SKIN, MARKING HER NOT WITH RESENT, BUT WITH POSSESSIVENESS THAT WAS NEITHER AFFECTIONATE NOR SPITEFUL. HIS CALLOUSED HANDS WANDERED ABOUT THE SMOOTH SKIN OF HER UPPER THIGH, THE BUTTONS OF HER BLOUSE, THE HEM OF HER SKIRT." (THAT'S NOT IN THE ACTUAL TEXT BY THE WAY. I HOPE IT ISN'T, ANYWAY. OH GOD, WHAT AM I BECOMING?!)
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 06:35 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
SO IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THAT SCHNEIZEL IS A COLLECTIVIST, BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHETHER LELOUCH IS A LIBERTARIAN LIKE AYN RAND OR JUST A REGULAR LIBERAL. YES, I AM A DORK; WHY DO YOU ASK?

/STEALS YOUR HORSE
YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART, FA. IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE ME A MONTH JUST TO GET THROUGH THAT SPEECH.
BOTH DAGNY AND C.C. SEE EVERYONE AS BORING, AND THEY HATE TO RELY ON OTHERS. THEY'RE QUITE CONTENT TO DO THEIR OWN THINGS WITHOUT GETTING RECOGNIZED FOR IT, TOO. CLEARLY, THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.
I THINK THIS MEANS I AM OFFICIALLY TOOHEY'S HEIR. OR SOMETHING~
...AH. AHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHA! I TOTALLY BELIEVED THAT WAS FROM THE BOOK, TOO. THIS MEANS YOU ACTUALLY ARE AYN RAND'S HERO, YOU KNOW!
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 9th, 2009 07:00 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
YES, YOU ARE.
Lelouch? Like Rand's ideal man? Ahaha! Don't make me laugh. Lelouch is not a capitalist douche like Roark, he pretty much relies on his ability to manipulate any useful object person around him to further the goals that he is incapable of fulfilling due to his gaping holes of deficiencies. As opposed to Rand's hero/heroine, Lelouch can't do anything and everything, he's not as cold as a rock, and although Rand might admire his ability to disregard public disfavor, she might be a little disappointed that his sister complex is what ultimately halts his brilliant plans of douchery, not the angry masses. In short, if Geass were The Fountainhead, Rand would have to grudgingly hire Lelouch as Roark because no one else fits the bill as close. And Lelouch isn't close at all; he's just a regular old liberal with the power of fabulous, great speeches, and spandex. THE END THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.

/WALKS BACK TO HOUSE AND BREAKS FIREPLACE AGAIN
IT TOOK ME A WEEK. BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO. WHY, DO YOU HAVE A HARDCOVER?
BUT C.C.'S NOT A MASOCHIST AND SHE'S NOT WHORING HERSELF OUT TO FOUR MEN... ER, AS FAR AS WE KNOW.
NO, NOT YET. BUT YOU'LL BE THERE SOMEDAY.
OH GOD. NO. NO! I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT I'M HER HERO! I'M NOT HER HERO, EVEN IF I DO GO AGAINST THE GREAT YAOI FANGIRL MASSES OF THE GEASS AND HETALIA FAN- OH GOD, IT'S HAPPENING! I'VE BEEN READING THE FOUNTAINHEAD TOO MUCH! WELL, IT'S TIME TO BURN SOME BOOKS...
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 10th, 2009 01:35 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
THANK YOU.
Yeah, that's generally what I was thinking. Lulu definitely thinks people should be unrestricted in their pursuit of happiness, but he's not nearly as opposed to the concept of government as Ayn Rand is. To be fair, he used to be as much of a collectivist as Schneizel, but the whole Nunnally-thing made him a much weaker (and more hypocritical) politician than his brother.
Schneizel, on the other hand, knows precisely what he's doing, but he hides it so well that nobody but Diethard the Shit-Disturber sees it coming. His political methods are subtle in the extreme: he even fools his lovers, Cecile and Kanon, and that's why he's the Geass equivalent of Ellsworth Toohey~ /shot

/SEES WHERE THIS IS GOING
YES. I'M DREADING THAT SPEECH ALREADY.
WELL, LET'S SEE: THERE'S LELOUCH, SUZAKU NEAR THE END, AND... JEREMIAH? SO TWO, MAYBE THREE IF YOU VIEW EMPEROR LELOUCH'S TEAM AS ONE BIG ORGY. SHE'S DEFINITELY NOT A MASOCHIST, THOUGH, SO I GUESS SHE'S A LITTLE BETTER THAN DAGNY.
IT IS INEVITABLE~
WHAT DID I TELL YOU? THERE'S NO AVOIDING IT. YOU ARE BECOMING HER HERO; OUR RELATIONSHIP IS BECOMING MORE RANDIAN ALL THE TIME. WHY DID ALL OF HER PREDICTIONS FOR THE FUTURE HAVE TO COME TRUE? /CRIES FOREVER
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 10th, 2009 01:53 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
YOUR WELCOME.
You mean the pursuit of happyness? /shot Not nearly as opposed? Dude, he made his own mini-government out of terrorist lolis. I don't know how it goes from "crush Britannia!" to "crush Britannia then make a new, better government".
But no one cares about Diethard. And no one even knew what Toohey was doing except Toohey. And didn't Cecile betray Schneizel? Oh, well, I'm sure they had a steamy makeup.

/GET OVER HERE AND FIX IT BEFORE I WHIP YOU AGAIN
I PITY THEE. BUT I SHALL LAUGH. AHAHAAHAHA!
WHY WOULD C.C. EVEN SLEEP WITH JEREMIAH? JEREMIAH'S TOO BUSY DROOLING OVER LELOUCH AND/OR SAYAKO. AND ISN'T SUZAKU TOO BUSY DROOLING OVER LELOUCH TO EVEN CARE ABOUT WOMEN? AND ISN'T LELOUCH TOO BUSY DROOLING OVER HIS PLAN TO- /SHOT! YEAH... I GET THE FEELING THAT THOSE YEARS OF TORTURE HAVE MADE HER ANTI-MASOCHISM.
YOU STILL GOT A LONG WAY, BOY.
YEAH, WELL... TAKE THIS, RAND! EDWARD-FUCKING-BEDWARD CULLEN WITH A SALVADOR DALI MUSTACHE. PERHAPS HIS STALKER-HOMOSEXUALITY WILL DRIVE HER SPIRIT AWAY.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 10th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
NO. NO I DO NOT. Still, it's not like he hates the very concept of government. In Rand's world, all governments are looters; Lelouch just thinks the government should be limited so that individuals can do their own things.
Diethard has, quite literally, zero fans. I only have one icon of him on my entire harddrive! Cecile may have betrayed Schneizel, but I'm not sure she really knew what she was doing: she and Lloyd were pretty confused the whole time. I think they returned to the momeland homeland after the Second Battle of Tokyo and were sort of drafted into Lelouch's service; Schneizel had run off to Cambodia, anyway. It wasn't a real betrayal, so there were plenty of opportunities for a make-up session with Schneizel and Kanon~ /can justify ANYTHING

/DOES SO, CRYING ALL THE WHILE
I WILL NEVER STOP RAGING.
TRUE ENOUGH! I LOVE HOW SEASON ONE IS ABOUT A SERIOUSLY MESSED-UP FAMILY, WHEREAS R2 IS ABOUT TWO SETS OF FABULOUS GAYS SQUARING OFF.
YOU WISH. I'M CLOSER THAN YOU THINK~
UNFORTUNATELY, NOT EVEN THE DAZZLING DALI CULLEN CAN STOP AYN RAND'S WISHES FROM BEING FULFILLED. I THINK SHE'S CONTROLLING THE UNIVERSE FROM WHEREVER SHE IS RIGHT NOW, WOES.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 10th, 2009 04:24 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
HOW BORING. It's not just the government. It's society as a whole. It's anything funded or related to the government. That totally aside, Lelouch has got to be the most hypocritical pseudo-Randian hero I've ever seen in my life.
Diethard's only famous for his gay little run in S1. And then there's the whole "Diet Hard" thing. That's about it. Oh, don't worry. I'm sure they had a very sexy make-up, culminating in a hot threesome in the middle of the Bahamas or something. /justify Nina

/FIX IT FASTER DAMN YOU
ESPECIALLY NOT AFTER YOU READ IT. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
I-I HOPE THAT THE FABULOUS GAYS WASN'T PART OF THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT. SEASON ONE WAS SO DEEP AND POLITICAL, AND SEASON TWO WAS LIKE THE NEXT INTERNET MEME WAITING TO HAPPEN.
YET NOT QUITE.
THAT WOULD BE IN HELL. BURNING. ROTTING. BEING TORTURED. WHY WON'T SHE LEAVE US ALONE?!

We need a Geass → Fountainhead cast.
Lelouch Lamperouge................... Howard Roark
???..................................... Peter Keating
???..................................... Dominique Francon (C.C.?)
V.V. (?)................................ Guy Francon
Schneizel el Britannia.................. Ellsworth Monkton Toohey
Euphemia li Britannia................... Catherine Halsey (so Suzaku is Peter?) (then again, Nina might fit)
Charles di Britannia.................... Gail Wynand (UNLESS YOU THINK OF SOMEONE BETTER)
Tamaki Shinchiro........................ Mike (it makes sense)
Rolo Lamperouge......................... Roger (is that even his first name) Enright
???..................................... Steven Mallory


FILL IN THE QUESTION MARKS OR THINK OF BETTER PEOPLE. YOU KNOW ATLAS SHRUGGED TO BE NEXT.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 10th, 2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. True say, true say~ And he really is. He wasn't much of a liberal before Suzaku FLEIJA'd Nunnally in the face; even after that, he wasn't very good at it.
I've always had a soft spot for Diethard, to nobody's surprise. BUT YES. They were all kept alive after R2, so they very well could have had their hot threesome make-up session once Lulu was dead. Sure, Schneizel was Zero's bitch, but Cecile was there first~ /...NO.

/JUMPS OUT WINDOW
I AM GOING TO START CRYING NOW AND I MAY NEVER STOP.
YOU KNOW IT WAS~ SURE, IT DOESN'T EXPLAIN SUZAKU'S WEIRD CONNECTION TO GEASS, BUT WHATEVS. THE FABULOUS GAYS ARE WORTH IT.
YOU KNOW THAT ISN'T TRUE. YOU KNOW IT.
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. SHE SEES OUR POTENTIAL AND WON'T REST UNTIL SHE ACTUALIZES IT. THAT BITCH.

OH GOD YES.
Lelouch Lamperouge.............Howard Roark
Clovis la Britannia.............Peter Keating (YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE~)
Suzaku Kururugi.............Dominique Francon (WHAT? IT WORKS!)
Cornelia li Britannia.............Guy Francon
Schneizel el Britannia.............Ellsworth Monkton Toohey
Euphemia li Britannia.............Catherine Halsey (though Nunnally could work as well)
C.C..............Gail Wynand (THIS IS THE TRUTH)
Tamaki Shinchiro.............Mike
Kallen Kozuki? /smacked!.............Roger Enright
Rolo Lamperouge.............Steven Mallory


So I guess this means the Black Knights are Objectivists and the Britannians are second-hand parasites. IT FITS~ /shot
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 10th, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
STOP BEING BORING. The word "liberal" repeatedly conjures up the Vietnam War protests in my mind. So does this mean Lelouch would be a hippie or would he try to be a hippie?
Of course you would. Luckily, my black heart of blackness has no room for any of the Geass characters. Except Cecile. And Schneizel. And maybe Kanon. And besides, Cecile would probably make Zero!Suzaku command Schneizel to do it anyway. That, or he might do it of his own free will if he ever has those periods of non-spaciness. /What's the matter, can't justify everything?

/GETS ANOTHER HANDYMAN TO FIX IT AND DOESN'T PAY YOU
THAT'S RIGHT, GO CURL INTO YOUR BALL OF DESPAIR. JUST REMEMBER THAT EVERY PERSON WHO HAS READ RAND AND AFFILIATED THEMSELVES WITH ME IS OBLIGED TO DO IT.
...NO. NO, THEY WEREN'T. THE ENTIRE SERIES IS AN ENCYCLOPEDIA OF ALL THAT IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND TEENAGE STUPIDITY. OF COURSE, I WOULD ALWAYS BE UP FOR A GENDERBENT GEASS.
THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS THAT YOU STILL HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO, BOY.
SHE'S PROBABLY THE BOSS BELOW THE DEVIL HIMSELF. QUICK, ELLSWORTH, BEFORE SHE POSSESSES YOU!

Lelouch: Yes.
Clovis: WHAT.
Suzaku: NO SERIOUSLY WHAT.
Cornelia: WHAT?! THEN DOESN'T THAT MEAN THAT SUZAKU IS RELATED TO HER?
Schneizel: HUR DUH.
Euphemia: ...I LIKE EUPHEMIA BETTER.
C.C.: SHE DOES KIND OF FAIL AT BITCHERY, ESPECIALLY AFTER R2 16.
Tamaki: OF COURSE. HE'S PERFECT.
Kallen: OH WAIT, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE.
Rolo: WAIT, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE TOO.


IT MAKES SENSE! /shot with you
You know, seeing as how Rand believes that people are "who man should be" or "who man shouldn't be" and whether or not they know it, it sounds like she's a fatalist. Does this mean that when you're born, some cosmic alignment or higher power determines whether or not you will be the ideal man? Because if there are ~higher powers~ determining your fate, then doesn't that just contradict her atheism?
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 10th, 2009 10:24 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
YOUR STANDARDS ARE TOO HIGH. ...OH GOD. I don't think I want to know!
I am quite glad that Kanon's up there, even if he's not quite on the same level as Schneizel and Cecile. ...Now I can't stop imagining what Zerozaku's face would look like if Cecile asked him to order Schneizel on an orgy. SO FUNNY. /Not even GOD could justify Nina

/IS COOL WITH THAT
MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO BE AFFILIATED WITH HER ANY MORE. ...ALTHOUGH I'LL ADMIT THAT I DON'T HAVE MUCH CHOICE IN THE MATTER.
OH, COME ON, R2 WAS SO ENTERTAINING! I, FOR ONE, THOUGHT IT WAS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN THE FIRST SEASON, BUT I'M PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WHO THINKS SO.
YOU WISH.
OH SHIT. YOU'RE RIGHT. SMITE HER, FA, QUICKLY!

Lelouch: Agreed.
Clovis: IT FITS! He thinks he knows what he's doing, but he really, really doesn't. And architecture is a kind of art, isn't it?
Suzaku: He whores himself out before finally getting together with his forbidden lover. Also, he's an utter masochist. NOW TELL ME THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
Cornelia: Well, who else could it be?
Schneizel: OHOHO~
Euphemia: Yeeeah, I'm inclined to agree. She's a better all-around fit.
C.C.: I'M SO GLAD YOU AGREE. She's got ego to spare, and I could totally see her imprisoning Lelouch in an architectural cage.
Tamaki: TRUTH.
Kallen: IT'S THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH.
Rolo: FAILED!ASSASSIN LOVE~


HOORAH. /dead
...OHOHOHO. I think you're right! You should go ask the people at the Ayn Rand Institute in California. THEY'LL BE STUMPED.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 01:12 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
THAT THEY ARE. AND YOU CAN'T LIVE UP TO THEM. Haha, can you imagine Lelouch dressed like Abbie Hoffman and attending Hair? Actually, I can. And it's not pretty.
He's lovable in his own transvestite way... you just have to think about it... and then you want to hug him. lol, this demands a drabble. I can't write porn.

/BUT YOU'RE IN HELL WITH RAND
THE SPEECH ACTUALLY HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH THE BOOK, SO YOU CAN SKIP IT. BUT I GET THE BRAGGING RIGHTS IF YOU DON'T.
NOT REALLY. I JUST HAPPEN TO ENJOY INTENSE PLOTS THAT DON'T INVOLVE ANOREXIC STICKS BATTLING EACH OTHER WITH SPANDEX. AND YET I STILL WATCHED R2 AND LAUGHED AT ITS SHITTINESS...
I KNOW.
GET A CROSS, ELSIE! SHE'S JUST LIKE DRACULA; YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE TO GUARD YOURSELF!

Lelouch: Obviously.
Clovis: True. In many of his paintings, Clovis did use a variety of techniques.
Suzaku: "I love you without dignity, without regret." AHAHAHAHA!
Cornelia: WE COULD MAKE UP A PERSONALITY FOR GENBU. HE FITS THE BILL FOR FAT AND NARROW-MINDED.
Schneizel: Exactly.
Euphemia: Clovis x Nunnally DOES NOT WORK. Clovis x Euphemia. A-OK.
C.C.: Lelouch and C.C. shall have a beautiful, masochistic relationship. NOT TO MENTION THAT C.C. IS SEMI-SUICIDAL, JUST LIKE GAIL.
Tamaki: Seriously, who else could play Mike?
Kallen: I HAVE NO ONE ELSE.
Rolo: HE'LL BE THE BEST ASSASSIN/SCULPTOR EVER. HE GETS TO SCULPT A NAKED SUZAKU NOW. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


Clearly, my genius be too much for them. They'll try to find a loophole, but we all know it's rather self-contradictory in the end.
THIS GEASS + FOUNTAINHEAD DEMANDS FIC. I'LL ACCEPT MY FATE AS RAND'S HERO... AND WRITE IT. OR TRY TO, AT LEAST.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 01:12 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
OH, AND IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WITH VIDEO-MAKING SKILLS, MAKE A FOUNTAINHEAD + GEASS TRAILER PARODY.

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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 01:57 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
OH SWEET BEJEEBUS, THAT TRAILER WAS INCREDIBLE. I CAN NOW DIE HAPPY~ I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WITH THE SKILLS TO MAKE IT INTO A GEASS TRAILER, BUT SOMEDAY, SOMEDAY, IT SHALL HAPPEN!

NO ONE CAN LIVE UP TO THEM. Are you trying to scar me emotionally?
DO IT. I will love you for ever and ever (in the most Platonic and non-Randian way, of course) if you do~

/THAT WOULD BE THE WORST OF ALL POSSIBLE FATES
NAH, I'LL READ IT. I'D BE CHEATING IF I DIDN'T. Oh god, this makes me a masochist, doesn't it? DAMN YOU, AYN RAND!
ITS GLORIOUS SHITTINESS, YOU MEAN~
WELL EXCUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS.
HER ROCK-HARD ATHEISM WILL MELT BEFORE MY CROSS AND HOLY WATER, AND THE WORLD WILL BE SAVED.

Lelouch: Clearly.
Clovis: It works almost too well, especially since Schneizel is Toohey.
Suzaku: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUZAKU, YOU WONDERFUL SLUT, YOU~
Cornelia: TRUE SAY! Oh wait, that screws up the Britannians-are-second-handers thing. OH WELL.
Schneizel: Precisely.
Euphemia: Britanniacest is mildly disturbing, but it's oh-so-canon. EUPHY IT IS!
C.C.: It will be the most bizarre, obsessive thing ever. C.C. always lives in the present, too, so it fits.
Tamaki: NO-ONE. IT WAS THE ROLE HE WAS BORN TO PLAY.
Kallen: COOL BEANS.
Rolo: AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT. AND TAMAKI AND LELOUCH HAVE GET TO SIT BACK AND ADMIRE SUZAKU'S NAKED ASS.


Absolutely. It'll be funny to watch their brains overheat.
YOU HAVE MADE ME VERY, VERY HAPPY, FA. YOU ARE, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE GREATEST BOT3FF I HAVE EVER HAD~!
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 02:18 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
I KNOW, RIGHT? SOMEDAY, IT SHALL HAPPEN.
AND LELOUCH WILL HAVE TO BE ROARK, SUZAKU WILL HAVE TO BE DOMINIQUE, C.C. WILL BE GAIL, SCHNEIZEL WILL BE TOOHEY, AND CLOVIS WILL BE PETER. IT DOESN'T WORK ANY OTHER WAY.

MY CAT CAN. Yes. I have a whole magazine on this crap, I could go on.
Alright. Let me go update my journal. It will be a slow, tedious process.

/WELL IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BRAG, IS ALL. Yup.
NO. JUST ITS SHITTINESS.
NICE JOB, HERO.
DON'T FORGET THE SOCIALIST BOOKS.

Lelouch: I HAVE NO MORE AFFIRMATIVE WORDS.
Clovis: Now I sort of see it.
Suzaku: Alternately, we could make him Suzako. I'm not good with yaoi. :/
Cornelia: I HAVE IT. CHARLES. I can't imagine Cornelia sitting at a desk, talking about the Parthenon... she's Mrs. Keating now. THAT IS ALL.
Schneizel: SEE - LELOUCH.
Euphemia: She's more suited to the part, somehow.
C.C.: The part fits so well, it's kind of scary.
Tamaki: OBVIOUSLY.
Kallen: /nods
Rolo: THAT, AND HE GETS A GUN AND JUMPS OUT AT SCHNEIZEL, TRYING TO SHOOT HIM.


You do realize that if we advertise this to the Geass comm, the trailer might come true. MIGHT.
FOOL, I'M THE ONLY MEDIEVAL BOT3FF YOU'VE EVER HAD.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
AND WHEN IT DOES, THE UNIVERSE WILL BE AT PEACE AND ALL SHALL BE AS IT WAS MEANT TO BE.
AHAHA, CLOVIS SEEMS SO OUT OF PLACE AMONG ALL THOSE GREAT GENIUSES. BUT THEN AGAIN, SO IS KEATING, SO I GUESS IT WORKS.

YOUR CAT IS NOT A PERSON. IT DOESN'T COUNT. I'll take your word for it! /backpedals as fast as possible
I'm looking forward to it already~

/WOE WOE WOE
THAT TOO. Apparently, her books infect their readers with masochism. That BITCH.
SPOILSPORT~
I ACTUALLY SAW A FEW EPISODES OF THAT SERIES LAST MONTH. I THINK MY BRAIN MELTED A LITTLE.
YES! I'LL BE SURE TO BRING THE COLLECTED WORKS OF MARX, LENIN, AND CHE GUEVARA WITH ME.

Lelouch: NEITHER DO I.
Clovis: See? He's a better fit than anyone else I can think of.
Suzaku: Yup, Suzako works just as well. She's probably just as much of a whore as Suzaku is~
Cornelia: YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT. Charles is the perfect Francon!
Schneizel: AGREED.
Euphemia: Nunnally is a pale imitation of Euphy, anyway.
C.C.: I think she'd actually appreciate being compared to Gail. She's better at being a bastard than he is, but she's so bored that she doesn't use her bastardry to accomplish any meaningful goals.
Tamaki: CLEARLY.
Kallen: /approves
Rolo: AND YET, HE FAILS MISERABLY. NOT EVEN ROLO CAN DEFEAT SCHNEIZEL'S MIGHT~


...Oh god, you're so right! Surely there's at least one Randian in the comm!
AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY~
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 03:00 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
CLOVIS? AND PETER? GENIUSES?
BRB, LOL'ING FOREVER.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU UN-TOOHEY BITCH. I have many interesting stories concerning the hippie movement... yes, many interesting stories.
I'm at the part where she's approaching Suzaku to say, "GIVE ME AN ORGY." Yeah. :/

/DON'T WORRY. WHEN I REVIVE YOU, YOU CAN FIX MY FIREPLACE
WELL, MORE BRAGGING RIGHTS THAN USUAL. You know, that explains why I suddenly began liking Zelda games for their hardness and creepiness after I started reading Atlas Shrugged. WE MUST DO SOMETHING BEFORE THIS BECOMES AN EPIDEMIC.
THAT'S ME!
WHAT. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, MAN? WHY?! THAT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS GANON TELEPORTING ACROSS A ROOM JUST TO LOOK COOL!
OH GOOD. I'LL DON A CHE GUEVARA SHIRT FROM HOT TOPIC OR SOMETHING AND BRING THE BIBLE. YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL.

Lelouch: Uhh... I got nothing.
Clovis: Fine. He's Peter. But Cornelia's Mrs. Keating.
Suzaku: Wait, but then she has to marry C.C., and I don't want to genderbend her... THIS IS TOO CONFUSING.
Cornelia: Charles it is, then!
Schneizel: THE PERFECT GEASS TOOHEY. SANS THE ANEMIC NATURE.
Euphemia: It might be because Euphemia and Catherine are both Wide-Eyed Idealists.
C.C.: HOLY CRAP, JUST AS TAMAKI IS THE MIKE OF GEASS, C.C. IS THE GAIL WYNAND.
Tamaki: YOU REALIZE HE HAS A PRETENTIOUS NAME. OH, WELL.
Kallen: /nothing
Rolo: OF COURSE HE DOES. ROLO DIED SAVING LELOUCH FROM HIS FORCES.


With over 2000 members and people making the most unimaginable comparisons, there's got to be someone. And if there is, I'll stick to the book, because I'm not doing any Hollywood improvising. OK, maybe a little.
ME NEITHER.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 04:32 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
THEY'RE TOTAL TOOLS, BUT THEY STAND BESIDE GIANTS. IT'S KIND OF HILARIOUS.

HOW DARE YOU, MADAM! I. I'm sure you do.
AHAHA. Okay, now I can't wait to read it!

/YOU'RE SUCH A SLAVEMASTER
NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A SADIST. SADISM AND MASOCHISM? REALLY, FA. Ahaha! Oh, so true. WE MUST STOP THE SPREAD OF MASOCHISM. IT WILL SWEEP THE WORLD AND TURN US INTO THE PERFECT PRIEST(ESSE)S OF HOWARD ROARK.
LAME BEANS.
I REGRETTED IT IMMEDIATELY, TRUST ME. I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
GOOD IDEA. SHE'LL HAVE NO WAY OF GETTING BACK AT US.

Lelouch: I'm just gonna go ahead and skip him.
Clovis: Agreed! Cornelia would make an amazing Mrs. Keating.
Suzaku: Well, whatever works! So long as Suzaku is Dominique and C.C. is Gail, I'm happy~
Charles: I approve of this development.
Schneizel: SO, SO TRUE. He's also much sexier, but that's probably just because he's about thirty years younger.
Euphemia: Quite so. What's more, they're both rather intimidated by their Badtouch Brothers / Evil Uncles.
C.C.: OH MAN, YOU'RE SO RIGHT. AHAHAHA.
Tamaki: HE'LL LIVE.
Kallen: ...
Rolo: ROLO IS WEAK; NOBODY LOVES HIM.


Ahaha! Oh, I know exactly what you mean. THERE IS STILL HOPE.
AWWW~ /glomps
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 05:13 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
ALL GIANTS NEED TOOLS. I THINK.

HOW DARE YOU, UN-TOOHEY BITCH. Yes, I do.
Poor Cecile. She's so flustered and horny /shot that she can't give a subtle answer to Zerozaku.

/WELL I'M NOT GOING TO FIX THIS THING
SHIT. I'M BECOMING ROARK. No. No. NO! I REFUSE! THERE ARE ALREADY ENOUGH PERFECT PRIEST(ESSE)S OF HOWARD ROARK!
LAME BEANS? YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME.
STAY AWAY FROM IT. SERIOUSLY.
QUICK, GATHER SOME PRIESTS. WE CAN DO THIS!

Lelouch: /skip
Clovis: Wouldn't she?
Suzaku: YURI. IT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE FOR C.C. TO LOCK UP A KUNG-FU SUZAKU ANYWAY. THIS IS GOING TO MAKE NO SENSE.
Charles: He'll be the best Guy Francon ever.
Schneizel: Old people rule, okay? Not that a sexy Toohey clone is bad.
Euphemia: Catherine has a brother, but he doesn't badtouch her... right?
C.C.: SHE'LL MAKE A BEAUTIFUL GAIL WYNAND.
Tamaki: OF COURSE HE WILL.
Kallen: /nothing take two
Rolo: Ohoho! I thought you loved Steve, though. And Rolo will be exactly like Steve in this adaption.


THERE WILL BE PEOPLE. And they'll probably kill me. QUICK, YOU TAKE HALF THE BLAME WHILE I PLAN A REVENGE SCHEME.
UHHHHHH. HUGS. YES. I'M NOT HUG-AWKWARD AT ALL. NEW THEORY: THE STONY PERSONALITIES OF HER CHARACTERS ALSO PASS ON TO THE READERS.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 04:37 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
NOT IF YOU'RE HOWARD ROARK OR JOHN GALT. THEY ARE BEYOND THE NEED FOR TOOLS.

OH NO YOU DI'N'T~
AHAHAHA. I am going to have so much fun reading this!

/THEN GET LLOYD OR SOMEONE TO DO IT
DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT ROARK IS RAND'S VISION OF THE PERFECT MAN? HE'S ONLY ONE STEP AWAY FROM BEING HER HERO. THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR~
YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME TWICE.
WE SHOULD GET THE POPE TO HELP.

Clovis: Though there's something kind of creepy about Cornelia being Clovis' mother...
Suzaku: JUST MAKE SURE SUZAKO'S STILL A SLUT. THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT. /shot
Charles: ...So who would V.V. be?
Schneizel: You WOULD say that, you old fogey. Also, "sexy Toohey clone" is officially the greatest phrase ever formed in the English language.
Euphemia: OH MY. I. I certainly hope not!
C.C.: MOVIE!GAIL IS A CRAZY OLD BORE, BUT C.C. WILL RESTORE GLORY TO THE WYNAND NAME.
Tamaki: AHAHA, TRUE ENOUGH! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DIE.
Rolo: I do, but I've never been very fond of Rolo. Still, he's such a perfect match that I'll be cool with it.


FINE THEN. WE'LL SPLIT THE BLAME 50/50. IT WILL BE SO, SO WORTH IT IF ANYONE ACTUALLY MAKES THE VIDEO FOR US.
I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE. I WAS COMPLETELY WOODEN WHEN IT CAME TO HUGS UNTIL A YEAR OR TWO AGO. /un-glomps but still beams with happiness
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