That's ELLSWORTH, you devious bastard! TRUE SAY, TRUE SAY. LET'S JUST PRETEND WE NEVER NOTICED THAT SHE WAS A MASOCHIST TO BEGIN WITH.
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I COME UP WITH A HUMILIATING NICKNAME FOR YOU. THE TABLES SHALL BE TURNED!
NOT A ONE WOULD BELIEVE THAT THOU VERILY POSSESSED TITLES HIGH AND VARIED. THOU ART ARCHAIC! THOU TAKETH A DEGREE OF PRIDE FROM IT. STILL, I SHALT ACCEPT THY PITY, IF IT STAVES OFF THE ELIMINATION OF OUR TRUCE.