Yeah, right, Elsie. I DON'T THINK YOU CAN. MY FRIEND SAW ONE PARAGRAPH AND SHE'S LIKE, "IS THIS AUTHOR A MASOCHIST?"
HOW CAN YOU MAKE A SHORTER NICKNAME FROM "FA"? IT'S ONLY TWO LETTERS. AND IF YOU MAKE A LONGER NICKNAME, I SHALL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LAUGH AT YOU.
I NEVER PROCLAIMED THATETH I POSSESSED TITLES OF PRESTIGE. VARIED, AYE, BUT NOT HIGH. TRUE, I ART ARCHAIC. BUT NOT ANCIENT.
HM, OUR TRUCETH? AYE, I WAS CONTEMPLATING THINE ABSOLUTE HORROR... LADY mulspar HATH VERILY PREPARED AN ICON POST OF THUNDERTHIGHS FOR ME. THE URGE TO USETH THUNDERTHIGHS GROWETH WITH EVERY PASSING DAY.