DO IT. I will love you for ever and ever (in the most Platonic and non-Randian way, of course) if you do~
/THAT WOULD BE THE WORST OF ALL POSSIBLE FATES
NAH, I'LL READ IT. I'D BE CHEATING IF I DIDN'T. Oh god, this makes me a masochist, doesn't it? DAMN YOU, AYN RAND!
ITS GLORIOUS SHITTINESS, YOU MEAN~
WELL EXCUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS.
HER ROCK-HARD ATHEISM WILL MELT BEFORE MY CROSS AND HOLY WATER, AND THE WORLD WILL BE SAVED.
Lelouch: Clearly.
Clovis: It works almost too well, especially since Schneizel is Toohey.
Suzaku: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUZAKU, YOU WONDERFUL SLUT, YOU~
Cornelia: TRUE SAY! Oh wait, that screws up the Britannians-are-second-handers thing. OH WELL.
Schneizel: Precisely.
Euphemia: Britanniacest is mildly disturbing, but it's oh-so-canon. EUPHY IT IS!
C.C.: It will be the most bizarre, obsessive thing ever. C.C. always lives in the present, too, so it fits.
Tamaki: NO-ONE. IT WAS THE ROLE HE WAS BORN TO PLAY.
Kallen: COOL BEANS.
Rolo: AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT. AND TAMAKI AND LELOUCH
Absolutely. It'll be funny to watch their brains overheat.
YOU HAVE MADE ME VERY, VERY HAPPY, FA. YOU ARE, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE GREATEST BOT3FF I HAVE EVER HAD~!