BRB, LOL'ING FOREVER.
I'm at the part where she's approaching Suzaku to say, "GIVE ME AN ORGY." Yeah. :/
/DON'T WORRY. WHEN I REVIVE YOU, YOU CAN FIX MY FIREPLACE
WELL, MORE BRAGGING RIGHTS THAN USUAL. You know, that explains why I suddenly began liking Zelda games for their hardness and creepiness after I started reading Atlas Shrugged. WE MUST DO SOMETHING BEFORE THIS BECOMES AN EPIDEMIC.
THAT'S ME!
WHAT. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, MAN? WHY?! THAT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS GANON TELEPORTING ACROSS A ROOM JUST TO LOOK COOL!
OH GOOD. I'LL DON A CHE GUEVARA SHIRT FROM HOT TOPIC OR SOMETHING AND BRING THE BIBLE. YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL.
Lelouch: Uhh... I got nothing.
Clovis: Fine. He's Peter. But Cornelia's Mrs. Keating.
Suzaku: Wait, but then she has to marry C.C., and I don't want to genderbend her... THIS IS TOO CONFUSING.
Cornelia: Charles it is, then!
Schneizel: THE PERFECT GEASS TOOHEY. SANS THE ANEMIC NATURE.
Euphemia: It might be because Euphemia and Catherine are both Wide-Eyed Idealists.
C.C.: HOLY CRAP, JUST AS TAMAKI IS THE MIKE OF GEASS, C.C. IS THE GAIL WYNAND.
Tamaki: YOU REALIZE HE HAS A PRETENTIOUS NAME. OH, WELL.
Kallen: /nothing
Rolo: OF COURSE HE DOES. ROLO DIED SAVING LELOUCH FROM HIS FORCES.
With over 2000 members and people making the most unimaginable comparisons, there's got to be someone. And if there is, I'll stick to the book, because I'm not doing any Hollywood improvising. OK, maybe a little.
ME NEITHER.