SO AYN RAND IS ON THE SAME LEVEL AS ALL OF JAPAN. THAT FAILS TO SURPRISE ME, FOR SOME REASON.

PSH. YOU WISH.
YES, REALLY.

/NOT EVEN IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS COULD I REPLACE YOU AS RAND'S HERO
THAT'S KIND OF ADORABLE. OOH, TOUCHÉ. UNLESS THEY'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED INTO BELIEVING THAT EARTHLINGS ARE MOOCHERS AND WANT TO DESTROY THEM TO ACTUALIZE THEIR FULL POTENTIAL.
NO. NO IT WILL NOT.
EVEN SMALL CHILDREN ARE AGAINST AYN RAND! WE CAN'T LOSE!

Clovis: But it makes sense-ish! Schneizel is absurdly sexy, and I have it on good grounds that Cornelia is rather hot, so of course their baby would be the most fashionable manslut to ever be born. It helps that Clovis has Schneizel's hair and Cornelia's eyes and lipstick.
Suzaku: SHE IS GONNA BE SO MAD WHEN SHE BREAKS OUT OF HELL TO WREAK HER VENGEANCE.
Charles: THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. Really.
Schneizel: We can probably make them into the people Toohey parties with. I know there's a scene where he's out with a bunch of second-handers, listening to them play into his hands. It's sort of unreal.
Euphemia: AHAHA. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Rolo!
C.C.: WOW. Half of me wants to switch skyscrapers with knightmares, but I doubt that would work out half as well.
Tamaki: THIS IS TOO PERFECT.
Rolo: I'm... sure he would have been very good at sculpting if he ever tried?

YOU KNOW I HAVE TO DO THAT, NOW.

...WHAT?! I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS AT LEAST THREE TIMES THAT LENGTH! WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?