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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 05:13 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
ALL GIANTS NEED TOOLS. I THINK.

HOW DARE YOU, UN-TOOHEY BITCH. Yes, I do.
Poor Cecile. She's so flustered and horny /shot that she can't give a subtle answer to Zerozaku.

/WELL I'M NOT GOING TO FIX THIS THING
SHIT. I'M BECOMING ROARK. No. No. NO! I REFUSE! THERE ARE ALREADY ENOUGH PERFECT PRIEST(ESSE)S OF HOWARD ROARK!
LAME BEANS? YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME.
STAY AWAY FROM IT. SERIOUSLY.
QUICK, GATHER SOME PRIESTS. WE CAN DO THIS!

Lelouch: /skip
Clovis: Wouldn't she?
Suzaku: YURI. IT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE FOR C.C. TO LOCK UP A KUNG-FU SUZAKU ANYWAY. THIS IS GOING TO MAKE NO SENSE.
Charles: He'll be the best Guy Francon ever.
Schneizel: Old people rule, okay? Not that a sexy Toohey clone is bad.
Euphemia: Catherine has a brother, but he doesn't badtouch her... right?
C.C.: SHE'LL MAKE A BEAUTIFUL GAIL WYNAND.
Tamaki: OF COURSE HE WILL.
Kallen: /nothing take two
Rolo: Ohoho! I thought you loved Steve, though. And Rolo will be exactly like Steve in this adaption.


THERE WILL BE PEOPLE. And they'll probably kill me. QUICK, YOU TAKE HALF THE BLAME WHILE I PLAN A REVENGE SCHEME.
UHHHHHH. HUGS. YES. I'M NOT HUG-AWKWARD AT ALL. NEW THEORY: THE STONY PERSONALITIES OF HER CHARACTERS ALSO PASS ON TO THE READERS.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 04:37 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
NOT IF YOU'RE HOWARD ROARK OR JOHN GALT. THEY ARE BEYOND THE NEED FOR TOOLS.

OH NO YOU DI'N'T~
AHAHAHA. I am going to have so much fun reading this!

/THEN GET LLOYD OR SOMEONE TO DO IT
DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT ROARK IS RAND'S VISION OF THE PERFECT MAN? HE'S ONLY ONE STEP AWAY FROM BEING HER HERO. THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR~
YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME TWICE.
WE SHOULD GET THE POPE TO HELP.

Clovis: Though there's something kind of creepy about Cornelia being Clovis' mother...
Suzaku: JUST MAKE SURE SUZAKO'S STILL A SLUT. THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT. /shot
Charles: ...So who would V.V. be?
Schneizel: You WOULD say that, you old fogey. Also, "sexy Toohey clone" is officially the greatest phrase ever formed in the English language.
Euphemia: OH MY. I. I certainly hope not!
C.C.: MOVIE!GAIL IS A CRAZY OLD BORE, BUT C.C. WILL RESTORE GLORY TO THE WYNAND NAME.
Tamaki: AHAHA, TRUE ENOUGH! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DIE.
Rolo: I do, but I've never been very fond of Rolo. Still, he's such a perfect match that I'll be cool with it.


FINE THEN. WE'LL SPLIT THE BLAME 50/50. IT WILL BE SO, SO WORTH IT IF ANYONE ACTUALLY MAKES THE VIDEO FOR US.
I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE. I WAS COMPLETELY WOODEN WHEN IT CAME TO HUGS UNTIL A YEAR OR TWO AGO. /un-glomps but still beams with happiness
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 08:32 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
BUT DOESN'T ROARK'S PROFESSION AS AN ARCHITECT COMPLETELY CONTRADICT THAT STATEMENT? UNLESS YOU MEANT TOOLS IN THE SPIRITUAL, MANIPULATIVE SENSE.

I WENT THERE, BITCH.
Zerozaku is having such a hard time issuing the order. He eventually leaves it in the hands of Ms. Croomy.

/FINE ROT IN HELL WITH RAND, I DON'T CARE
SHE WANTS A REAL HERO, AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S PREYING UPON US. YEAH, BEFORE SHE LAUNCHES SPACESHIPS TO FIND SENTIENT LIFE.
TO BE LAME?
IF YOU WATCH IT AGAIN, I'LL HAVE TO INTERNET!SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOU.
SURELY THE POPE WILL AID US IN OUR QUEST FOR FREEDOM FROM RAND!

Clovis: He did have a mom, Gabriella, but Cornelia is just more fitting.
Suzaku: THE YURI WOULD BE A PUNCH TO RAND'S DISLIKE OF HOMOSEXUALITY.
Charles: Lucius Heyer, of course.
Schneizel: BUT THEY DO. Too bad we can't sneak our sexy ot3 in.
Euphemia: I DOUBT IT. SHE'LL GO TO WASHINGTON. SHE'LL WEAR GLASSES AND A BUSINESS SUIT.
C.C.: The whole "We have no choice except to submit or to rule them. I chose to rule." just reeks of C.C. That, and "Gail Wynand raised a gun to his [her] temple." So does this mean that her last name is now Wynand for the sake of it? WE HAVE TO HAVE A PLANNING POST FOR THIS. TO MY JOURNAL!
Tamaki: NEITHER DID MIKE. BUT HE CERTAINLY KNEW HOW TO TALK.
Rolo: I like Rolo, just... not a lot. But him sculpting a nude Suzako (THE YAOI FANGIRLS MAY BE DISAPPOINTED, BUT I CLEARLY GIVE NO FUCK. THEY'RE READING A RANDIAN STORY.) and trying to shoot Toohey!Schneizel just fits too much to not work.


GOOD. YOU'LL BE TRUSTY EDITOR. >8D ALSO, IT'D BE AWESOME IF SOMEONE MADE FANART.
A PAT ON THE BACK IS ALL I NEED. I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER GET BETTER.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
EITHER OR. SINCE WHEN HAS AYN RAND MADE SENSE, ANYWAY?

DO NOT WANT.
I JUST READ IT, AND IT WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE. MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE~

/IF IT MEANS I DON'T HAVE TO FIX YOUR BLOODY FIREPLACE, THAT'S FINE BY ME
SHE WILL NEVER BE A TRUE HERO, BUT SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT. SHE'S NO BETTER THAN PETER KEATING. THE LAST THING WE NEED IS TO BE ATTACKED BY OBJECTIVIST ALIENS FROM JUPITER.
TRUST ME, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
HE MIGHT BE A BIT OF A NAZI, BUT SURELY HE WOULDN'T APPROVE OF RAND'S OBJECTIVIST CRUSADE.

Clovis: ...Now I can't stop thinking that Clovis is the lovechild of Cornelia and Schneizel. WHAT HAST THOU DONE?
Suzaku: SHE WAS SUCH A NUTTER. THE VERY FACT THAT WE'RE APPLYING RAND TO SOMETHING AS FABULOUS AS CODE GEASS IS LIKE GIVING HER THE FINGER.
Charles: ...OH MY GOD, that works SO well. Especially since Lelouch pretty much killed V.V.
Schneizel: Which is not for lack of trying. Maybe we can just make Cecile and Kanon Toohey's secretaries?
Euphemia: AND SHE'LL LOOK EVEN MORE ADORABLE THAN GLASSES!ROLO.
C.C.: So true! She'd be way too bored to fire Schneizel, too~ YES. YES IT DOES. AHAHA.
Tamaki: THAT JUST MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER.
Rolo: AGREED~


HAPPILY. I COULD PROBABLY 'SHOP THE GEASS CHARACTERS' FACES ONTO THE CAST OF THE FOUNTAINHEAD, BUT THAT DOES BEG THE QUESTION OF HOW TO INCLUDE ROLO AND TAMAKI AND WHATNOT.
WHATEVER YOU SAY~ /pats you on the back
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 11th, 2009 10:16 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
LIKE ANIME, SHE'S NEVER HAD TO OBEY THE FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE.

I'LL GO THERE AGAIN. YOU BEST LAY OFF MY CAT, BITCH.
ER, REALLY?

/I SEE. YOU HAVE TRULY REPLACED ME AS RAND'S HERO BY WILLINGLY STAYING WITH HER IN A FIERY INFERNO.
I JUST NOTICED THAT INSTEAD OF CALLING HER LITTLE SCHOOL A SCHOOL, THEY CALL IT AN "INSTITUTE". BUT IF THEY WERE OBJECTIVISTS, THEY WOULD DO WHAT THEY WANTED, NOT FORCE OTHERS TO THINK AS THEY DO.
IT MIGHT BE.
I SAW A KID WITH A CHE GUEVARA T-SHIRT TODAY. QUICKLY, FLOCK TO THE INTERNET! WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE!

Clovis: No, WHAT HAST THOU DONETH?! If Clovis were their lovechild, he wouldn't be useless.
Suzaku: ARE YOU KIDDING, THIS IS GOING UP HER EGO'S BUTT.
Charles: Didn't... Peter kill Heyer? ANYWAY.
Schneizel: Toohey doesn't have secretaries. They can be in his ridiculous little groups.
Euphemia: It's a proven fact.
C.C.: She owns a yacht for her partner... wife... girlfriend. Whatever. And she forces Lelouch to build her a country house and a skyscraper. OH GOD, SHE WAS EVEN A SLAVE GIRL AND GAIL'S FROM THE SLUMS. THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT.
Tamaki: NOT TO MENTION HIS INITIAL CYNICISM.
Rolo: Adorable yandere... sculptor?


THAT WOULD BE... FREAKY.
/takes that

OH YES, AND ROARK'S SPEECH IS ONLY 8 PAGES LONG, YOU BASTARD. THAT MEANS GALT'S SPEECH IS 7 TIMES LONGER THAN THAT. AHAHAHA, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SUCH FUN READING IT.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 12th, 2009 01:41 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
SO AYN RAND IS ON THE SAME LEVEL AS ALL OF JAPAN. THAT FAILS TO SURPRISE ME, FOR SOME REASON.

PSH. YOU WISH.
YES, REALLY.

/NOT EVEN IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS COULD I REPLACE YOU AS RAND'S HERO
THAT'S KIND OF ADORABLE. OOH, TOUCHÉ. UNLESS THEY'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED INTO BELIEVING THAT EARTHLINGS ARE MOOCHERS AND WANT TO DESTROY THEM TO ACTUALIZE THEIR FULL POTENTIAL.
NO. NO IT WILL NOT.
EVEN SMALL CHILDREN ARE AGAINST AYN RAND! WE CAN'T LOSE!

Clovis: But it makes sense-ish! Schneizel is absurdly sexy, and I have it on good grounds that Cornelia is rather hot, so of course their baby would be the most fashionable manslut to ever be born. It helps that Clovis has Schneizel's hair and Cornelia's eyes and lipstick.
Suzaku: SHE IS GONNA BE SO MAD WHEN SHE BREAKS OUT OF HELL TO WREAK HER VENGEANCE.
Charles: THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. Really.
Schneizel: We can probably make them into the people Toohey parties with. I know there's a scene where he's out with a bunch of second-handers, listening to them play into his hands. It's sort of unreal.
Euphemia: AHAHA. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Rolo!
C.C.: WOW. Half of me wants to switch skyscrapers with knightmares, but I doubt that would work out half as well.
Tamaki: THIS IS TOO PERFECT.
Rolo: I'm... sure he would have been very good at sculpting if he ever tried?


YOU KNOW I HAVE TO DO THAT, NOW.

...WHAT?! I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS AT LEAST THREE TIMES THAT LENGTH! WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 12th, 2009 02:01 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
WELL, ONLY THE MINORITY OF THOSE CREEPY PERVERTS. BUT YES, SHE'S PRETTY MUCH ONE OF THEM. THEY'RE HER KIND.

DON'T MAKE ME RECITE THE PIMP'S PRAYER.
OH. THANKS.

/IF YOU STAY WITH HER IN HELL, THEN YES, YOU ARE HER HERO. AND HER FRIEND.
REALLY? I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE AN ASYLUM. OH. YES, THAT BITCH WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE GANON'S TEN-HELIUM-TANK VOICE, CAN YOU?
NO, WE CAN'T! ACTUALLY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HE GOT AWAY WITH WEARING THAT IN SCHOOL, BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE!

Clovis: Schneizel being absurdly sexy - affirmative. I'm pretty sure if I walked around with a picture of him at school, people would stalk me. Clovis being their lovechild - no. He would be a brilliant tactician and pilot, not some... artist.
Suzaku: WE'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO DOWN. OF COURSE.
Charles: Do you need to read all 694 pages again?
Schneizel: BUT HE TALKS TO HIS GROUP MORE. 8|
Euphemia: She makes such a good Catherine.
C.C.: Lelouch can't make innovative Knightmares. And that would make Rakshata the protagonist because Lloyd kind of rips off on older Knightmare designs and functions.
Tamaki: I KNOW, RIGHT?
Rolo: Rolo probably has a whole horde of talents we don't know about.


YEAH, DO YOUR WORST.

WELL, MY PAPERBACK EDITION LABELS IT AS 8 PAGES. IN A HARDBACK, IT WOULD ONLY BE AT LEAST 16 PAGES. DON'T WORRY, HER OUTRAGEOUS SPEECHES SEEM MUCH LONGER. I THOUGHT GALT'S SPEECH WAS OVER 100 PAGES BEFORE I ACTUALLY COUNTED IT.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 12th, 2009 05:12 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE, I SUPPOSE.

I'M GOOD, THANKS.

/YOU WISH! DO YOU REALLY THINK SHE'D IDOLIZE - OR EVEN BEFRIEND - SOMEONE LIKE ME? I CONSCIOUSLY REPRESENT EVERYTHING SHE HATES.
SAME DIFFERENCE. WHICH IS WHY WE MUST STRIKE NOW, BEFORE SHE CAN TURN THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS AGAINST US.
THAT THING MADE MY EARS BURN. SERIOUSLY.
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

Clovis: That just means that Clovis didn't inherit their traits. He was a disappointment to them, so he became a brooding artist.
Suzaku: OF COURSE. WE DESERVE IT.
Charles: First let me finish Atlas Shrugged. Assuming I ever do.
Schneizel: DETAILS, DETAILS.
Euphemia: It's kind of terrifying how similar they are.
C.C.: True say. We'll stick with architecture, then.
Tamaki: SERIOUSLY.
Rolo: ...Uh. I am sure he does. /awkward turtles

BEHOLD.

I'M GLAD I'M NOT ALONE.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 12th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
"Great minds"? AHAHAHA.

ARE YOU SURE?

/YOU'RE STILL STUCK WITH HER
ADORABLE. ASYLUM. MEH. I HEAR THEY'RE JUST AS EASY TO BRAINWASH.
AND IN THE END, CAN ANYONE REALLY UNDERSTAND GANON?
THAT KID WAS THERE TODAY. NOT WEARING IT. 8(

Clovis: I am no longer acknowledging any of your statements pertaining to Clovis.
Suzaku: WE WORKED HARD TO EARN OUR POSITION.
Charles: Over 1000 pages. Keep trying.
Schneizel: FINE, THEY CAN BE PARTYERS. I JUST DON'T REMEMBER THEM.
Euphemia: She is an easy target for her uncle.
C.C.: Lelouch seems more like an architecture guy, anyway.
Tamaki: Tamaki Xavier Donnigan, pfffft...
Rolo: I didn't mean it that way. /smacks


ARE YOU HAPPY, MR. SUPERMAN?

SERIOUSLY. GALT'S SPEECH IS JUST REPETITION GLORIFIED. IT'S RAND'S BIBLE.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 13th, 2009 02:49 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
"Great" is a relative term.

YES. VERY.

/WE'D KILL EACH OTHER IN A MATTER OF MINUTES
IT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS CONVERSATION. IDIOTS. WE SHOULD BRAINWASH THEM FIRST.
I CAN! SO LONG AS WE'RE DEALING WITH CANON!GANON AND NOT THE STUPID ONE FROM THE SHOW.
WHAT A LOSER.

Clovis: Fine, be that way.
Suzaku: YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, AND AYN RAND SURE AS HELL KNOWS IT.
Charles: I'll do it eventually! /is only on page 150
Schneizel: They aren't all that important anyway. In retrospect, I guess his little gang works better: we can make Kanon into Jules Fougler the drama critic and Cecile into Lancelot Clokey. /shot
Euphemia: Oh, like you wouldn't believe.
C.C.: Agreed. Now that I think about it, in terms of architectural merit, Damocles is exactly like Cortlandt. OH WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN LELOUCH GETS TO DESIGN AND FLEIJA DAMOCLES?
Tamaki: It works! I'm sure he'd appreciate having that name.
Rolo: WELL, HOW WAS I TO KNOW?


OH LAWDY, FA, YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME. IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE YOUR EPIC ICONS TAKE UP HALF OF MY HARD-DRIVE.

RAND IS SOUNDING MORE LIKE A LOSER WITH EACH PASSING DAY.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 13th, 2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
True, true.

VERY WELL, THEN.

/YOU'RE IN HELL, SHE'LL JUST COME BACK TO LIFE
TRUE, THAT. IF WE FIND THEM IN TIME, THAT IS.
CANON!GANON MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. SHOW!GANON DOES NOT.
THEY'RE ALL EDWARD-WORSHIPPING LOSERS.

Clovis: I wouldn't be a bastard if I didn't crush your hopes and dreams, now would I?
Suzaku: I HOPE THAT AYN RAND + HELL PUN WASN'T INTENTIONAL.
Charles: You've a long way to go, my friend.
Schneizel: Cecile as Lancelot(ta) Clokey. I KIND OF LIKE IT. THE SURNAMES EVEN SOUND SIMILAR. /shot with you
Euphemia: "Uncle Schneizel". PFFFFFT.
C.C.: I'd probably just name the project Damocles and the dynamite pack FLEIJA for kicks. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
Tamaki: He would really sound like an entrepreneur. Ambassador. WHATEVER HE WANTED TO BE.
Rolo: BECAUSE MY MIND ISN'T AS SICK AS THINE.


THEY ARE NOT EPIC. THEY'RE MOSTLY THINGS THAT AMUSE ME.

IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE, THEN WE'RE ALL SECRETLY RELATED TO HER.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 13th, 2009 11:13 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
You know it~

I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT.

/SO DOES THIS MEAN SATAN IS A RANDIST?
AT LEAST I CAN SAY, WITH SOME CONFIDENCE, THAT WE HAVE THE MOST RIDICULOUS CONVERSATIONS EVER. WE HAVE TO, OR ELSE THE UNIVERSE WILL BE DESTROYED BECOME RANDIAN.
I ADORE CANON!GANON. HE KICKS SO MUCH ASS IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.
OH MY. I WISH I COULD SAY YOU WERE WRONG, BUT YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY NOT.

Clovis: I should have known.
Suzaku: MAYBE IT WAS, AND MAYBE IT WASN'T.
Charles: Let's hope I finish it by... December.
Schneizel: AND IT WORKS, SINCE THE LANCELOT IS PARTLY HER BABY.
Euphemia: AWWW. That's adorable for all the wrong reasons.
C.C.: THAT WORKS. God, we're brilliant~
Tamaki: He would be unbelievably happy if that happened.
Rolo: HA. THAT'S A LIE AND WE ALL KNOW IT.


TOMATO, TOMAHTO~

GOOD THING I DON'T, OR MY MIND MIGHT IMPLODE.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
...PFFFFT.

I HAVE IMAGES AND CLIPS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. I PREPARED IT WELL IN ADVANCE JUST IN CASE YOU ANGERED ME.

/SATAN IS TECHNICALLY ALL THAT IS EVIL. SO YES.
THE MOST RIDICULOUS "HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE A LEGITIMATE CONVERSATION BUT DECIDES NOT TO BE" CONVERSATIONS. BEING RANDIAN IS THE EQUIVALENT OF BEING DESTROYED. LIFE AS WE KNOW IT SHALL END!
CANON!GANON ROCKS. HE'S MY FAVORITE VILLAIN. BUT I WANT TO DIE EVERY TIME I HEAR SHOW!GANON. NO, JUST NO.
WHEN I BROUGHT IN A PICUTRE OF PATTINSON IN LITTLE ASHES, EVERYONE THOUGHT I 'SHOPPED IT AND REFUSED TO BELIEVE ME. THEN I GOOGLED IT AND THEY ALL WENT HOME CRYING. /shot

Clovis: Even if you do know, I still refuse to acknowledge your statements.
Suzaku: OH SO IT WAS. TSK TSK.
Charles: HURRY UP, I'M ONLY 90 PAGES AWAY FROM FINISHING THE FOUNTAINHEAD.
Schneizel: ...SCHNEIZEL x CECILE + LANCELOT FAMILY WHUT. DAMN YOU.
Euphemia: Especially if you've read The Company by Robert Litell. That's hwen it gets really wrong.
C.C.: United, nothing can stand in our way!
Tamaki: He'd be a leading entrepreneur/ambassador, regardless of his actual skill in the field.
Rolo: OH HO HO~ NOT REALLY, PERVERTY MCPERVERT.


8|

MAYBE WE ALL COME FROM THE SAME MONKEY.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2009 09:58 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS BASTARD. AH WELL, I THINK THE GLORY OF THE GEASSHEAD WILL PROTECT ME, AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

/CURSE YOU AND YOUR LOGIC.
EXACTLY. AND I WOULDN'T HAVE THEM ANY OTHER WAY. /smacked YOU ARE SO RIGHT. WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. CANON!GANON ROCKS MY WORLD... SO TO SPEAK.
I CAN BELIEVE THAT.

Suzaku: WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?
Charles: HOO BOY. I NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.
Schneizel: DON'T FORGET ABOUT KANON.
Euphemia: In that case, I'm glad I haven't.
C.C.: We are the most powerful force known to humankind!
Tamaki: In a Randian world? You know it!
Rolo: SICKO.


&hearts

I DON'T THINK AYN RAND WOULD AGREE WITH THAT, SO IT'S PROBABLY TRUE.
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2009 11:27 pm (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
SO OUR OT3 IS PROTECTING YOU FROM THUNDERTHIGHS AND THE GEASSHEAD IS PROTECTING YOU FROM THE PIMP'S PRAYER.

/IT'S INFALLIBLE LOGIC. AND THAT'S WHY I HATE EVERYONE AT SCHOOL.
NO, I DEFINITELY WOULDN'T. THE FATE OF CIVILIZATION IS AT STAKE HERE! PEOPLE JUST DON'T REALIZE HOW SERIOUS THIS IS.
I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIS CRAZY EYES AS HE DESCENDS INTO THE SACRED REALM AND HOW HE'S ALL LIKE, "I'LL HAUNT YOUR DESCENDANTS!!" THAT ANTHROPOMORPHIC GREEN BOAR WITH A 20-TANK HELIUM VOICE WHO OCCASIONALLY RIDES ON CAPTURED UNICORNS IS JUST NOT MAKING THE CUT.
LITTLE ASHES IS ONLY SHOWING IN THREE THEATERS ACROSS THE U.S. YES, THAT'S JUST HOW MUCH IT SUCKS, PROBABLY.

Suzaku: That stupid hell + Rand pun you made. /smacks you
Charles: ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M BORROWING IT AND PROMISED MY FRIEND I'D GIVE IT BACK TO HER BY THE TIME SCHOOL GOT OUT.
Schneizel: ...Godfather of Lancelot + secret threesome member? THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CRACK PAIRING.
Euphemia: But it's about the CIA and disturbing Russian pedophiles. :(
C.C.: TOGETHER, WE CAN DEFEAT RAND!
Tamaki: Of course. It's a rule of thumb that if you have an extremely pretentious/exotic name, you're a moneymaking hero. And if you have a very simple name amongst pretentious names, you're the ideal man.
Rolo: YOU'RE THE BIGGER SICKO HERE.

Potato, Pohtato.

WE'RE ALL UNITED GAIZ. That's probably like exorcising her. Quick, gather your friends!
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 15th, 2009 12:38 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
THUNDERTHIGHS - YES.
THE PIMP'S PRAYER - NOT SO MUCH. I'M NOT NEARLY AS INTIMIDATED BY THAT AS I AM BY YOU-KNOW-WHAT. BUT YES, YOU'RE GENERALLY CORRECT.


/SO EVERYONE AT YOUR BRITANNIAN SCHOOL IS A TOOL FOR ELLSWORTH TOOHEY? ...OH DEAR GOD, NOW OUR GEASSHEAD CROSSOVER MAKES EVEN MORE SENSE!
&hearts THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR THEM. FOOLS.
EXACTLY! THAT'S WHY I DON'T CONSIDER THE SHOW TO BE CANON.
AHAHA. I WON'T MISS IT.

Suzaku: RIGHT. I knew that.
Charles: Also, The Fountainhead is 3/4 as long as Atlas Shrugged, so.
Schneizel: I LOVE IT. Leave it to Toohey~
Euphemia: Nevertheless~ And I'm sure The Philby Conspiracy is way better.
C.C.: ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!
Tamaki: Sometimes I wonder what Rand's books would have been like if she'd lived in the real world. They'd be a great deal less entertaining, but still...
Rolo: YOU WISH.


LET US CRUSH THE RANDIAN MENACE!
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 15th, 2009 01:23 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
THUNDERTHIGHS - I THOUGHT SO.
THE PIMP'S PRAYER - IT'S FROM THE BOONDOCKS AND I WILL SOMEHOW FIND THE CLIP AND MAKE YOU WATCH IT.


/CONSIDERING HOW MY PRINCIPAL IS SCHNEIZEL, THIS IS A VERY EERIE COINCIDENCE. NEW THEORY: MY SCHOOL IS THE FREAKY ONE FROM DISCIPLE, SANS THE SLUTS. DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THAT, JUST GO ALONG WITH IT.
O THOU~ I TOLD SOMEONE TO BURN THE FOUNTAINHEAD AND SHE DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME.
...I DID NOT ACCIDENTALLY READ THAT AS "I DON'T CONSIDER THE SHOW TO BE GANON". NO, I DID NOT.
WOULD YOU SEE THE NEXT BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN EVEN IF IT HAD ROBERT PATTINSON IN IT? TOUGHEST QUESTION OF THE DECADE. MAYBE THE CENTURY.

Suzaku: Suuuuuure you did.
Charles: True, true, but you're not being timed to read the damn thing. My friend pestered me every single day if I was done or not.
Schneizel: UH... Leave it to Maldini? NO.
Euphemia: I actually like The Company more, sans the creepy Russian pedophile. The Philby Conspiracy is almost like an extension to the information presented in The Company.
C.C.: ALL HAIL BRITANNIA ELLSWORTH AND FA.
Tamaki: If they were in the real world, then I wouldn't read them or mock them, would I?
Rolo: YOU'RE THE WORST INFLUENCE ON INNOCENT VIRGINS CHILDREN THAT I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING.


CRASH A FRAT PARTY AND COMMAND EVERYONE TO CHANT, "WE'RE ALL UNITED!"
BRING ALCOHOL AND CONDOMS (OKAY, I'M A BIT SICKER) TO TEMPT THEM, OR WHATEVER IT IS FRAT BOYS LIKE.
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 15th, 2009 04:34 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
DO. YOUR. WORST.

/SUDDENLY, EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE. EXCEPT FOR ROLO, BECAUSE ROLO NEVER MAKES SENSE.
THE FOOL! SHE'LL REGRET IT LATER.
AHAHAHA. ONLY YOU, FA. ONLY YOU.
THAT IS INDEED A QUESTION FOR THE AGES. THE SAD THING IS THAT PATTINSON WAS COMPLETELY IGNORED BEFORE HE WAS IN TWILIGHT: EVEN AFTER HE WAS CEDRIC DIGGORY IN THE FOURTH POTTER FILM, HE HAD ZERO FANS.

Suzaku: I DID. Sigh.
Charles: Even if I were, I doubt I'd finish it as quickly as you have. The length of the thing is as much of a deterrent as Rand's style of writing.
Euphemia: Whatever you say, Fa. Whatever you say.
C.C.: OHOHO. WE ARE CLEARLY GREATER THAN BRITANNIA.
Tamaki: Nope, they'd be far too mundane for that.
Rolo: AWW, I'M FLATTERED! THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR~


PERFECT! I'M SURE AYN RAND LOATHED FRATS AND ALL THEY STOOD FOR WITH A PASSION. BUT WORRY NOT: I HAVE A REPUTATION OF BEING - AHAHA - VERY GOOD AT GETTING FRAT BOYS ON-SIDE~
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[identity profile] norikosama.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2009 01:59 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
SOMEDAY, I WILL.

/ROLO, LIKE ANIME, DOESN'T HAVE TO.
THE UNIVERSE IS ALREADY DECOMPOSING AS WE SPEAK. FOR SOME REASON, I MANAGED TO SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT TODAY.
YES, ONLY ME.
HE WAS A GOOD CEDRIC DIGGORY, FROM WHAT I CAN RECALL. I FELT FOR HIS DEATH EVEN MORE THAN I DID FROM READING ABOUT IT. AND IN TWILIGHT, HE WAS JUST... NO.

Suzaku: THAT'S RIGHT.
Charles: If you look closely, most of the problems Dagny faces are pretty much the same.
Euphemia: I just like it because it happens to span a lot of years and viewpoints on the Cold War, including the viewpoints of the Soviets.
C.C.: DAMN STRAIGHT WE ARE. CHARLES AND HIS HAIR STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST US.
Tamaki: I wouldn't want to burn them, either.
Rolo: YOU TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE INFLUENCE YOU~


I THINK FRAT BOYS PRETTY MUCH FALL FOR ANYTHING THAT VAGUELY RESEMBLES A "KUMBAYA" GATHERING. LITTLE DO THEY REALIZE THEY ARE EXORCISING THE ONE BESIDE THE DEVIL...
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[identity profile] vetinarimithos.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. ONLY NOT.

/TRUE SAY.
OH? DO TELL, FA~
YES, HE DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB. HE WASN'T AS MUCH OF AN ASS AS HE WAS IN THE BOOK. AS FOR TWATLIGHT, WELL... THE LESS SAID, THE BETTER.

Charles: Yeah, I can believe it. I'm still mourning the lack of a Toohey-esque counterpart: from what I've seen, Dagny and co. have to compete with pure idiocy and unadulterated ignorance, as opposed to those things being manipulated by a political mastermind.
Euphemia: GOOD. I always like things that show how similar the Soviets were to the Americans, at least when it came to the average agent.
C.C.: IF HE TRIES TO FIGHT US, HE'LL JUST DISSOLVE INTO PINK SPARKLES. IT'LL BE FUNNY.
Tamaki: But then what fun would we have?


TRUST ME, I CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE WHEN IT COMES TO FRAT BOYS. WITH THEM ON MY OUR SIDE, WE CAN'T FAIL TO EXORCISE THE DEMON RAND!
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