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I HATH MANY INSULTING METAPHORS. DON'T TRIETH ME.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right, Elsie. I DON'T THINK YOU CAN. MY FRIEND SAW ONE PARAGRAPH AND SHE'S LIKE, "IS THIS AUTHOR A MASOCHIST?"
HOW CAN YOU MAKE A SHORTER NICKNAME FROM "FA"? IT'S ONLY TWO LETTERS. AND IF YOU MAKE A LONGER NICKNAME, I SHALL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LAUGH AT YOU.
I NEVER PROCLAIMED THATETH I POSSESSED TITLES OF PRESTIGE. VARIED, AYE, BUT NOT HIGH. TRUE, I ART ARCHAIC. BUT NOT ANCIENT.
HM, OUR TRUCETH? AYE, I WAS CONTEMPLATING THINE ABSOLUTE HORROR... LADY mulspar HATH VERILY PREPARED AN ICON POST OF THUNDERTHIGHS FOR ME. THE URGE TO USETH THUNDERTHIGHS GROWETH WITH EVERY PASSING DAY.

I DOTH NOT DOUBT IT. AND YET, I SHALT GOAD THOU.

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

Tsk. Some people never learn. THAT MAKES ME RIDICULOUSLY SAD. I GUESS THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT. OH, THE TRAUMA.
I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. JUST WATCH ME. OH, AND ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT YOU ARE MY ARCH-RIVAL AS WELL AS MY BOT3FF. WHAT SAY YOU?
'TWAS IMPLICIT IN THY STATEMENT. THOU ART AS ANCIENT AS THOU ART ARCHAIC.
BUT WHAT OF THE ICONS OF GREAT SEXINESS? VERILY, THOU CANST NOT PRETEND THEY DOTH NOT EXIST! REMEMBER IF YOU WILL THE WONDERS OF CECILE/SCHNEIZEL/KANON. NO MORTAL COULD RESIST SUCH ALLURE.

BRINGETH IT ON, THOU CAN.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

I'm one of them. Haha! IT'S EVEN MORE OBVIOUS THAN THE LENGTHS OF HER BOOKS.
I SAY THAT THIS IS BECOMING A MASOCHISTIC RANDIAN RELATIONSHIP AND THAT I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES BEFORE WE BECOME THE EMBODIMENT OF HER HOPES AND DREAMS.
ART THOU FAMILIAR WITH PHAROAH TUTENKAHMEN? VERILY, HE WAS A POOR RULER.
TRUE, NO MORTAL CAN RESIST SUCH ALLURE. BUT WHEN THUNDERTHIGHS ENTERS THINE LIFE, THINGS CHANGETH. THE URGE TO TERRIFY THINE MASSES GROWS. THE GRATIFICATION IS GREATER THAN THINE'S SEXY ICONS. SURELY THOUST CAN UNDERSTAND.

THY MOTHER DOTH BE A HAMSTER AND THY FATHER DOTH SMELL OF ELDERBERRIES. 'TIS THY TURN.

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

Faaaa. Faaaaaaa. FAAAAAAAAA. You're doing just what Ayn Rand wants you to do! You're playing into her hands! AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING. IT'S ALSO ABSURDLY SAD.
OH SWEET MOTHER OF SCHNEIZEL, YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP IT?
VERILY. PRAY TELL, WHAT WAS THY RELATIONSHIP TO THE PHARAOH?
SO THOU DOTH BE TEMPTED TO ABANDON THE GLORY AND THE DREAM OF SEXY ICONS FOR THE SHORT-TERM THRILL OF POWER. VERILY, THOU ART BECOMING MORE OF AYN RAND'S HERO WITH EVERY PASSING DAY.

FOR ONE AS DULL AS PETER KEATING, THOU ART RATHER AMUSING I DARESAY.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

But I don't think of you. IF IT'S ENOUGH FOR THE IDIOTS AT MY SCHOOL TO RECOGNIZE, THEN IT'S PRETTY DAMN OBVIOUS.
WE EITHER STOP BEING BOT3FF'S OR BE NICE TO EACH OTHER. IT'S HORRIFYING EITHER WAY, REALLY.
ADVISOR. I ADVISED HE BUILDETH A PYRAMID FOR IT WOULD BRINGETH HIM FAME. IT WAS A JOKE, UNTIL MY PREDICTIONS BECAMETH TRUE.
THE TERROR OF THUNDERTHIGHS IS NO SHORT-TERM THRILL, ELSIE. CONTRARIWISE, TO THOUST IT ART LONG-TERM.

THOU THINKEST I DOTH BE LESS DULL THAN TOOHEY, THEN?

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

Oh, ouch. Words hurt, Fa. NO KIDDING. I ALWAYS KNEW RAND FAILED AT SUBTLETY, BUT THIS IS A NEW LOW.
IF WE WERE NICE TO EACH OTHER, WE'D STOP BEING BASTARDS; IF WE CEASED TO BE BOT3FFS, WE'D NEVER HAVE FUN AGAIN. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, BUT I THINK OUR ONLY CHOICE IS TO BE DRAGGED, KICKING AND SCREAMING, INTO AYN RAND'S VISION OF THE FUTURE.
HOW SNEAKY OF THOU. VERILY, THOU WERT A BASTARD EVEN IN THE AGE OF THE PHARAOHS.
AND YET, IT CANNOT HOLD A CANDLE TO THE MIGHT OF SEXY ICONS. TO PARAPHRASE THE GREAT BASTARD AND RENAISSANCE MAN NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI, 'TIS SAFEST TO BE FEARED AND LOVED IN EQUAL MEASURE.

NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

You should know that better than anyone else. HAHAHA. TRUE, TOO TRUE.
DAMN HER. WHY DID SHE HAVE TO MAKE HER VISION OF THE FUTURE SO ENTERTAINING.
MY ROOTS GROWETH DEEP. I PLACED AN ASP INTO CLEOPATRA'S HANDS.
BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS LOVE ME IN YOUR OWN, MASOCHISTIC WAY. AND YOU'LL ALWAYS FEAR ME FOR THUNDERTHIGHS. GOD DAMN IT, MACHIAVELLI WAS A RANDIST TOO. WE'VE BEEN HAD!

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

Oh, and when you're done, you can run over to my icon comm and snag yourself some Fountainhead icons I made just for you.

...Yeah, I couldn't find any good pictures of Ellsworth. If you find any, though, I'll pretty much do the best I can with black and white photos.
Which would be not good at all lol. /shot

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

FA.

I THINK I LOVE YOU.

IN A PURELY PLATONIC, NON-RANDIAN WAY.

BUT OH MY GOD A;SDLGH;ALSDKHGLASD;HG

AND THAT ROARK/DOMINIQUE ICON IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS. ASLDKGH;

Eeeee, thanks for the offer! I've got the movie on my laptop, so I could totally take some screencaps if you need them~

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

OH, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO LOVE ME IN A PLATONIC, NON-RANDIAN WAY. NOT WITH YOU, AT LEAST.

I wanted to do Atlas Shrugged, but I got lazy... and there weren't enough pictures. /shot

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

...IS THAT A COMPLIMENT? I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.

Uh, Fa? I took SIX pictures of Toohey. OBSESSED, ME?

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

YEAH, WHY NOT.

THESE ARE MADE OF SERIOUS SUCK. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT THEM.

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

AL;SKDFHG;ALSKDHG;ALKJSDHG;KJALSDHGK;JALSHDG;LAKSJHG

AS;DLGHASLKDGH;ASDLKHG;LASDKHG;ASLDHKG

...AS;DGHALKSDJHG;ALSKDHG;LASDHGL;ASDKHG

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I LOVE THEM! AND YOU EVEN MADE ONE FOR EACH OF THE SCREENCAPS! AALSDHGL; YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD, YOU~

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHAT

THAT IS A LOT OF KEYBOARD SMASHING

IT JUST NEVER ENDS WITH YOU DOES IT

OH, AND IF THIS GUY IS TOOHEY, THEN I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHITASTIC MOVIE. STILL BUMMED ABOUT MIKE AND STEVE THOUGH.

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

YOU DESERVED IT! ASLDKGH;ASHG;LK THEY'RE ALL SO AMAZING. /DIES

HE'S AN INCREDIBLE TOOHEY. THE MOVIE'S ROARK IS PRETTY FAIL-TASTIC AND ITS WYNAND IS A DWEEB, BUT AT LEAST IT GOT TOOHEY EXACTLY RIGHT.

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

AND THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH THE KEYBOARD SMASHING.

TO YOUTUBE I SHALL GO. I WATCHED THE PART WHERE DOMINIQUE SLAPS ROARK WITH HER WHIP OF INDIGNATION.
THE GUY LOOKS LIKE A TOOHEY, ANYWAY. I DON'T THINK ANYONE ELSE COULD HAVE BEEN HIM, AT LEAST AS FAR AS APPEARANCES GO.

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M NORMALLY MORE CONTROLLED, BUT YOUR ICONS HAVE UNLEASHED THE KEYBOARD-SMASHING BEAST WITHIN ME.

THAT'S THE BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE MOVIE, FOR SERIOUS. THEIR EXPRESSIONS ARE PRICELESS.
SO TRUE. SO, SO TRUE.

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

NORMALLY, THOU ART. BUT HE'S SUCH A MAGNIFICENT-LOOKING TOOHEY, SO...

/SLAP!
I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME SHE RODE BACK TO HER MANSION.
AND I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE ON YOUTUBE. WTF HAPPENED TO HENRY CAMERON? I IMAGINED SOME OLD, FAT GUY. OH WELL, AT LEAST NEAL IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT I IMAGINED DOMINIQUE TO BE. AND THE PETER IS PRETTY OK.

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

QUITE SO. HE IS A STUNNING TOOHEY, TO BE SURE: HE OOZES BASTARDRY OUT OF EVERY PORE.

/SLAPPED!
I KNOW, RIGHT? IT'S A DOWNRIGHT EPIC SCENE; YOU KNOW IT IS.
THEY TURNED CAMERON INTO A SOBBING, WEAK, DODDERING OLD MAN. I'D BE MAD ABOUT IT IF I'D CARED ABOUT HIM TO BEGIN WITH. BUT YES, THEY AT LEAST GOT DOMINIQUE AND PETER RIGHT. I ACTUALLY LOVE NEAL'S PERFORMANCE: HER DOMINIQUE IS BOTH TORMENTED AND CRAZY~

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

ASKLSETJ; HE'S GOT TO BE THE LEAST DULL TOOHEY I'VE EVER SEEN
OUT OF EVERY PORE? MORE LIKE OUT OF EVERY SECOND, LINE, AND ACTION

/RIDES AWAY ON HORSE
ASIDE FROM TOOHEY'S FACE AFTER THE "BUT I DON'T THINK OF YOU", IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE GREATEST THING EVER.
BUT NOT FAT OR DRUNK OR DISORDERLY. DAMN. OH WELL, AT LEAST DOMINIQUE, PETER, AND TOOHEY ARE PERFECT.
KNOWING RAND, TORMENTED AND CRAZY IS PROBABLY JUST WHAT SHE WAS AIMING FOR.

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

HE'S SIMPLY INCREDIBLE. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
CLOSE ENOUGH! I TOLD YOU HE WAS AN INSPIRATION TO BASTARDS EVERYWHERE~

/GLARES AFTER YOU
I DUNNO, I THOUGHT HE SEEMED A BIT TOO MOPEY THERE. OF COURSE, HE MORE THAN MADE UP FOR IT WITH EVERY ONE OF HIS LINES.
TRUE ENOUGH! DOMINIQUE, PETER, AND TOOHEY WERE PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY CHARACTERS I CARED ABOUT, ANYWAY.
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING VERY MARY SUE-ISH ABOUT DOMINIQUE (AND DAGNY, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH). YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. WOE.

Re: NAY. THOU ART DULLER THAN MY SCIENCE TEACHER.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

PRETTY MUCH JUST THE FILM TOOHEY. THE BOOK TOOHEY IS STILL BORING ME AND I'M PAGE 584.

/MUAHAHA
REALLY? I LOVED THE MOPEY-NESS. IT WAS PROBABLY THE MOST EMOTION SHOWN IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE.
B-BUT WHAT ABOUT MIKE AND STEVE? I WOULD PERSONALLY LIKE TO SEE MIKE RUNNING AROUND CALLING GARY COOPER "RED" AND STEVE JUMPING OUT FROM NOWHERE WITH A GUN WHILE NEEDLESSLY MELODRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND.
DOMINIQUE IS MORE OF A MARY SUE TO ME THAN DAGNY. I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF DAGNY AS BEING BEAUTIFUL, JUST STICK-THIN TO A POINT OF UNATTRACTIVENESS; CONTRARIWISE, RAND SEEMS TO BE CONTINUALLY FEEDING US HOW COLDLY PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL DOMINIQUE IS.

BUT IS NOT THY SCIENCE TEACHER PROFESSOR LLOYD?

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I do! The truth is a bitch~
I KIND OF WISH I KNEW. SHE MAY HAVE BEEN WRONG ABOUT A LOT, BUT THE STUFF SHE GOT RIGHT WAS SO VERY ENTERTAINING.
VERILY, THOU ACCELERATED THE FALL OF EGYPT. TH'ART A BASTARD INDEED.
...AUGH AUGH AUGH WHAT HAST THOU DONE?! HE WASN'T ACTUALLY A RANDIST, BUT AUGH. CANNOT UNSEE!

AYE. TIS BORING AND DULL. TIS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT TO NOT FALL ASLEEP.

[norikosama.livejournal.com]

The truth is always a bitch... a bitch to you.
I WONDER IF THAT INCLUDES THE MASOCHISM.
I TIRED OF BEING CLEOPATRA'S SERVANT. VERILY, I KILLETH HER AND ANTONY.
I ART NOT SURETH. DAMN YOU, THEN DON'T GO AROUND TALKING ABOUT LOVE-HATE. IT MAKES ME THINK OF RAND AND THEN IT'S THE VORTEX ALLLLLLL OVER AGAIN.

VERILY, I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

[vetinarimithos.livejournal.com]

And yet, I face it with my head held high~
AHAHA OH GOD. I PRAY THAT IT DOESN'T.
I ART IMPRESSED BEYOND ALL REASON. VERILY, THY BASTARDRY IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.
AUUUUUGH. I SHALT PRETEND THIS PART OF THE CONVERSATION NEVER TOOK PLACE. VERILY, THE GOOD NICCOLO IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE.